Edited by his children, Giles and Victoria, Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks is an anthology of writing from the former editor of Punch and Radio 4 national treasure Alan Coren, who died in October 2007. In a prolific forty-year career Alan Coren wrote for The Times , Observer , Tatler , Daily Mail , Mail on Sunday , Listener , Punch and the New Yorker , and published over 20 books including The Sanity Inspector , Golfing for Cats and The Collected Bulletins of Idi Amin . Even twenty years ago he estimated that he had published six million words, or ten copies of War and Peace . This anthology draws together the best of his published work as new unpublished autobiographical material. Coren was one of Britain's most prolific and now much-missed humourists, finding the comedy of life all around him and rendering it, hilariously and compellingly, in polished and witty prose which will be eagerly devoured by his loyal fanbase. Alan Coren was born in 1938 in Southgate, North London. From East Barnet Grammar School, he went to Wadham College, Oxford on a scholarship, and then to Yale and Berkeley to study modern American literature. He abandoned plans for an academic career when Punch magazine, to which he had been contributing articles from America, offered him a job on its staff. He became deputy editor in 1969 and editor in 1978. From 1988 he wrote a hugely popular column for The Times , which continued until the end of his life. He died in 2007. 'The book is a fitting testament to a man who gave millions joy.' Richard Morrison, The Times 'The warmth and wit of these pieces stand the test of time.' Independent on Sunday 'A charming compilation of some of the best from a man widely regarded as the funniest writer in English.' Weekend Herald 'A wonderful and un-put-downable example of a great humorist's craft.' Launceston Examiner
Ora-Clens Dental Rinse An effective, safe and palatable, fresh antimicrobial formula for reducing plaque and freshening breath in dogs and cats. Contains antimicrobial, anti-plaque and anti-calculus properties to aid in tooth and gum disease prevention. Convenient at it's best! When you can't brush, flush with Ora-Clens! Brushing your pet's teeth is important but if you're short on time or your pet just won't allow it, Ora-Clens dental rinse is great for getting rid of the bad breath and helping to prevent dental disease. Ora-Clens Dental Wipes Active Ingredient .13% Chlorhexidine Gluconate - This active ingredient is an effective antiseptic, helps to reduce dental plaque and oral bacteria which causes bad breath. Cetylpyridinium Chloride - This active ingredient is an antiseptic that kills bacteria and other microorganisms. It has been shown to be effective in preventing dental plaque and reducing gingivitis. Ease of Use Shake well before each use. Rinse daily following each meal or as directed by your Veterinarian. Hold bottle upright, below your pet?s field of vision. Gently lift the upper lip to expose the teeth and gums. Point and squeeze to apply a gentle stream along the gum line. Ora-Clens dispenses rapidly and completely covers the entire oral cavity, even hard-to-reach areas. Avoid touching the gum with the applicator tip to avoid injury in case your pet moves. Precautions: Avoid contact with eyes. If eye contact occurs, rinse thoroughly. If undue skin irritation develops or increases, discontinue use and consult a veterinarian. Cautions: Available through licensed veterinarians only. Keep out of the reach of children. Store at room temperature. Key Features: Cleans Teeth Freshens Breath Antimicrobial 0.13% Chlorhexidine Gluconate
CET VeggieDent Chews for Small Dogs (30 chews) Pets Have Teeth Too! Home dental care is as important for your pet as it is for you. A program of oral hygiene and regular professional care can prevent problems that might occur as the result of plaque and tartar buildup. Routine home dental care should be a part of every pet's health care program. C.E.T. Home Dental Care - 3 Easy Options to Better Oral Health The C.E.T. 3 Easy Options method provides dental care options for all pets, regardless of size, age, temperament, or time constraints of busy owners. Begin where you and your pet are more comfortable, or use all 3 options in combination for fresh breath, cleaner teeth and better heath for your pet. Good to Chew: As simple as giving a daily treat, great tasting, Z-shaped C.E.T. VeggieDent works with the dog's chewing action to reduce plaque and loosen tartar. Use C.E.T. VeggieDent daily as a first step toward oral hygiene or on those days when brushing isn't possible to keep breath fresh and teeth clean. Better to Rinse: C.E.T. Oral Hygiene Rinse and C.E.T. Oral Hygiene Gel target microorganisms susceptible to chlorhexidine for plaque control without brushing. Best to Brush: Daily brushing using C.E.T. Toothpastes and Toothbrushes, specially designed for dogs and cats, provide the very best in Home Dental Care for your pet. Directions: Give your dog at least one chew daily, or as directed by your veterinarian, to reduce plaque and calculus. The oral hygiene benefit of C.E.T. VeggieDent Chews can only be achieved by adequate chewing action. Gulping whole chews will reduce the efficacy and can be harmful to your dog. This product is intended for intermittent or supplemental feeding only. As with any pet product not intended for human consumption, please keep out of the reach of children and wash hands after handling.
Joint MAX® Granules for Cats is recommended for joint health with powerful active ingredients that enhance the functions of joint and connective tissue as well as antioxidants to help reduce oxidative stress. Created with a mixture of Glucosamine, Chondroitin, MSM, Creatine, EPA, DHA, and Vitamin C, Joint MAX Granules is a combination of some of the best, top-quality ingredients on the market with a tasty chicken flavor. Glucosamine and Chondroitin work together to support joint health by supporting the structural integrity of joints and connective tissues. Glucosamine is an easily absorbed natural substance that may stimulate the production of proteoglycans, which help maintain the health and resiliency of joints and connective tissues. Glucosamine also helps to maintain synovial fluid that lubricates the joints and helps sustain joint mobility. Chondroitin provides the building blocks for cartilage, which cushions joints. MSM plays an important role in enhancing tissue pliability by helping to maintain a normal inflammatory response and by cushioning tissues. Antioxidant, Vitamin C, helps reduce damaging free radicals and allows the body's cells to flush them out. EPA and DHA (omega-3 fatty acids) are vital to everyday health, strong muscles, and healthy joints and help ease the soreness from normal daily exercise or activity by cushioning tissues. The antioxidants in Grape Seed Extract along with Zinc help the body by reducing damaging free radicals and allowing the body's cells to flush them out. Creatine is included to enhance exercise tolerance by supporting stamina and endurance as well as normal muscle recovery. Joint Max Granules for Cats is a blend formulated to target all aspects of joint health. Joint MAX Granules for Cats can be a part of a multi-faceted approach to healthy joints because they can be given with prescription drugs. If your cat is undergoing joint discomfort from normal daily exercise or activity, Joint MAX Granules for Cats may help. For use in: Cats Key Features: Glucosamine 250 mg Methylsulfonylmethane (MSM) 200 mg Creatine Monohydrate 100 mg Chondroitin Sulfate 50 mg EPA & DHA